Blow Jobs

Blow Jobs

I recently wrote a story called "How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ." It was a labor of
love. I was thrilled with the feedback I received. I got cheers from men. I got
compliments and thanks from women. I also got several dinner invitations. For the
record, I do like steak, but make me a well-prepared Italian dish and I'm putty in
your hands.
What surprised me most were the comments I got from both men and women
requesting and encouraging me to write a follow up piece about how to give a
blowjob. Women wanted it so they could compare their technique or perhaps learn
something new without having to bother their neighbor's husband. Men wanted it so
they could hand it to their lady and avoid the discomfort of saying, "While you're
down there, honey, I'd like to give you some instructions on how to do it better."
Ouch – I can nearly feel the teeth marks.
Well OK, you know me, I'm more than happy to help. There's nobody that likes to be
on the receiving end of a good BJ more than me. In fact, I bring my cock with me
wherever I go for just such an occurrence.
Writing an article about how to go down on a woman, that was like a fish writing
about how to swim. It's just something I truly love. But writing an article about how
to give head to a man, oh boy. I can see the feedback now. "Hey gay blade, why
don't you stick to pussy and leave blowjobs for the chicks to write about." Or, "Hi,
I'm Johnny from Hoboken. I loved your piece. Call me at 637-9648." My friends,
they'll never let it go.
Well, let me first say that I'm not gay. Although as Jerry Seinfeld put it, "not that
there's anything wrong with that."
If my first article helped a few inexperienced guys please their women, I feel great
about that. And if this piece helps a few more girls feel comfortable and confident
and gives their guy greater satisfaction, I'll take the heat. That's what writing is
about.
Ah, how fondly I remember my first blowjobs. Typically, the eager girl would put her
lips over the head of my cock and frantically rub my shaft until I either came or
developed a friction rash. Then just when I was excited enough to cum from all this
attention, usually about two minutes, she'd pull my cock off her lips, so that she
wouldn't taste any of the nasty sperm that shot out and made lovely patterns on my
clothes. "What's that on my jeans, mom? Glue!"
Only years later did I discover that this was not in fact a blow job, it was being
jerked off with a little tongue action. Sort of what I could do by myself, only a tad
wetter.
What a disappointment. And yet, how could you blame her? It's not something that
was taught in school, nor were the other girls any help – they didn't have anyone to
teach them either. In most households, this was not discussed at the dinner table.
"Sweetheart, pass the salt, and lick my balls a little more tonight will you? How was
school today kids?" So here you had all these marginally satisfied guys running
around wondering what was so great about blowjobs. I was one of them.
With the advent of video tape technology, we got to see a lot more blowjobs than we
ever saw in the basement on the old 8mm projector. And there was sound! Moaning
and groaning. At last, we got to see beautiful women sucking a cock so large that it
belonged in the Jurassic age, using both hands and barely covering half of it, until
the guy finally came a quart all over her face and tits. And you think we felt bad
before? We went to our rooms and cried about how much nature had cheated us,
and startled that a girl could take suck a large cock so far down her throat. No
wonder they moaned.
Now with DVDs, we can see the same thing, only clearer. You haven't lived until
you've seen a blowjob on DVD, watched on a large screen television. It looks like an
episode out of "Don't Try This At Home." A huge face swallowing a python. It was
intimidating to women and humiliating to men.
Now for the good news. You are about to read a do and don't article that will
suggest how a woman can dramatically improve her BJ skills, if indeed they need
improving. Some women out there love to suck a cock s much we love to lick
pussies, and need no improvement at all – none. They live for it. They love the feel,
the taste, the sight. They moan with pleasure when they suck. They slobber all over
you. They rub a cock on their face like it's a wrinkle remover. To those women I say,
"Come to papa!" But in any event, you still may learn just one thing that will improve
your performance, or clarify that you are as good as you thought. If so, it's worth
reading – and you may have some fun. Read it at a party, that ought to spice things
up!
Anatomy-wise, the penis is relatively uncomplicated. There's the head, shaft and
balls. Hasn't changed much since the cave man. But let's get a little more technical.
The entire head of the penis is called the glans. The crown itself, the ridge of flesh
separating the glans and the shaft is called the corona. The meatus is the opening at
the tip of the penis where urine and semen emit. And the frenulum is the underside
of the corona where the circle of the corona comes together, and where the shaft
connects to the corona, that 'V' shape. The scrotum is of course the sac that hangs
below the penis and holds the testes. Under that is the perineum, or 'taint' area,
leading to the anus. If you need photos, there are many, many websites that have
them, if they're even needed. Got all that? They don't teach all this in health class as
a way of improving your blowjobs do they? Hmm…maybe they should.
I wrote this information not to bore you, but because I don't want to describe it over
and over in the rest of the article. As I've said before, I'm not a doctor. Yet, I've
been to the doctor many times, never discussed blowjobs. He did stick his finger up
my ass with a glove on though. And that was in the waiting room. So we made a
deal, I won't practice medicine and he won't write about how to give a blowjob.
Sounds like a better deal for me.
Now, here's the fun part, the do's and don'ts of giving a spectacular blowjob. These
can put you in the BJ Hall of Fame. Where is it located you ask? In my display case
next to the baseball trophies? It will have to remain a secret for now kids, but it's not
in Canton, Ohio.
OK, you're kissing, you're rubbing, you've kissed your way down his neck and chest.
You've lifted his shirt and kissed down his stomach, and you're unbuckling his belt.
What now?
Watch any adult movie and what's the one thing they always do beautifully? They
look into the lucky guy's eyes when they give him head, when it's physically
possible. Why? It shows the connection they have with him. They're not just sucking
a cock, they're sucking his cock, and they want to taste his cock. So start this
practice early. When you're pulling off your fella's pants, begin looking in his eyes.
An approving moan (would a gasp hurt?) or two when his cock springs free lets him
know you're eager to please him and like what you see.
Don't pump his penis like you're milking a cow. Gently (at least at first) rub his cock
with your hands, making it as hard as possible. If you've gotten this far and he's not
as hard as a rock yet, please come see me as soon as possible. Wait – did I write
that? I mean, keep going. And don't just rub the top half of his cock, rub the entire
cock, including in particular the glans and balls. The frenulum is incredibly sensitive
and will send shivers through him – but I'll get back to that aspect. In the meantime,
rub him all over, and don't forget his perineum and even his anus, lightly at this
point. Again, I'll get back to that once the heat is on.
Remember, the shaft of the penis doesn't have a heck of a lot of nerve endings. Its
primary use, BJ wise, it to connect the sensitive head with the sensitive balls. The
head of his cock and balls are where all the action takes place, so don't spend too
much time giving him the shaft. The more time you spend with your tongue and lips
on his head and balls, the better head you'll be giving. Why do you think they call it
head??
Do talk to him. Tell him how much you love him, how much you want him, how
much you want to suck his cock and how good you're going to make him feel. Now, I
know this may be a bit uncomfortable for those uninitiated in the ways of dirty talk
(hmm…another article in the making). But girls, I can't begin to tell you how
arousing it is for us to know how excited you are and how much you enjoy what
you're doing. Books have been written on just this subject. If you feel funny about it,
and there's no reason you should, whether you've known the guy a week or have
been married for 25 years, just start slow.
Perhaps "I've been looking forward to this," or "I can't wait to taste you," would get
the ball rolling. Then simply go with the flow. Sure, if you want to say, "God I love
this cock…I'm going to suck your cock like it's never been sucked before…suck the
cum right out of you…make you feel like you've died and gone to heaven…would you
like that, baby? Would you like me to suck your cock hard and long until you squirt
into my mouth? Because that's what I'd love to do…" I guess that would be all right.
But again, even if it's just an approving moan now and then. Anything is better than
stone silence, where it seems like you're doing a chore.
The wetter the better, so don't skimp on the saliva. In other words, slobber all over
his cock! If nothing else, all the licking it takes to do this is putting him in, let's say,
a good mood. A jewelry good mood? Who knows. Certainly a dinner out good mood.
More important, when you're pumping his lubricated rod with your hand, which is not
such a bad idea, the saliva reduces the friction. So lick up and down his shaft with
maximum drooling. Friction=bad, Wet=good. Comprende?
Do swirl your tongue around the head of his cock. It's the most sensitive area and
responds well to this loving attention. Now here's a little secret that many people
don't know and that I alluded to earlier. The frenulum, that little V shape under his
cock head, is mucho sensitive. If you use your tongue to play with it, you'll be doing
your good deed for the day. Likewise his meatus. Flick your tongue along the tip of
his penis to get this area. The head of his penis is like your clit. Suck on it, swirl your
tongue around it, bob your head up and down with your lips over his head, lick all
the areas I just mentioned and you'll have him gasping for air. Another winner: while
you're sucking and licking his cock head, circle your fingers in an 'OK' motion around
just the base of his cock. Then, clamping tightly, 'jerk him off' in a mini motion of no
more than an inch or so. It won't make him cum, but it's exquisite.
Don't stay in one spot doing just one thing. It becomes monotonous for both of you
and begins to decay the pleasure after a while. When a guy goes down on you
properly, he's kissing and licking all over, not just concentrating on one spot. Same
thing with good head. Suck the top, lick the shaft, lick his balls, keep changing the
pattern. Except when he's just about to cum. When you're got him this deep into the
pleasure zone, and you can tell from his words or his breathing that ejaculation is
close at hand, now is not the time to move away from what you're doing. Just keep it
up until he cums.
Do lick and suck on his balls. Those two babies are his pleasure zones, shooting
sparks inside his head. If you haven't been doing this, you've been unknowingly
denying him a real source of pleasure. Go easy down there, needless to say, it's not
the place to play handball. But licking and sucking on his balls, while your hands
continue to caress his shaft – it just doesn't get much better than that.
Don't overlook his perineum and anus. This requires some explanation. If you think
that a guy who likes his anus played with or even penetrated is gay or would like to
be, you are dead wrong. A man's anus and surrounding areas are rich with nerve
endings. Perhaps, it has been speculated, even more so than a woman's, and nobody
faults her for enjoying anal sex – hell no. When you are licking his balls, if you go
down a little further, licking his perineum which is, I'm testing you here, the 'taint'
area between his balls and anus, you'll be rewarded with lots of moans, groans and
heavy breathing. It just feels amazing.
Now, and here's the dicey part. If you insert a well-lubricated finger, preferably a
pinkie, just a little bit into his anus just as he's about to cum – watch out. He may
cum like a fire hose from you massaging his prostate this way. Now this is not
something I would surprise him with, in case he feels funny about it. But he won't
feel funny if you don't! Tell him you know it feels good and that's what you're trying
to do. Let him know you feel comfortable about it, that there's nothing the two of
you should deny yourselves sexually, and he should be just fine. Which, by the way,
brings me to another point for men only: Guys, please, give the lady some courtesy
– something to be attracted to. If you've had a long, hot day at work, or a great,
sweaty workout at the gym, take a hot shower. Scrub the day's crud off your body
before you ask her to swallow it, OK? Get clean, look good, smell good, and you're
fighting a winning battle. If you want to do her a real favor, take a scissors and trim
off some of the stray hairs around your cock and balls, carefully. I'm not saying
shave the area, although it can be a hell of a lot of fun actually.

By. Maitreyanto